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Eddy X
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Ciao a tutti,

in questi ultimi mesi o anche anni tra poco mi sono accorto che di gente ignorante ce n'è davvero tanta!!! vi faccio degli esempi: professori che "mi prendono per il c--o" dicendo parole "sante" come per dire che io sono da ricoverare per la mia passione dei ragni;gente che dice che i ragni sono animali inutili,schifosi e stupidi,e sopratutto pochi minuti fa ho parlato su msn con un mio compagno di scuola dicendomi che secondo lui,se i ragni vengono studiati vuol dire che è un ossessione!! :D :D :)

poi fa anche ridere a un certo punto stà gente!!!

 

non so che dire su questa ignoranza,ditemi voi...

 

Ciao,Eddy. ;)

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Come non darti ragione.

Più o meno l'opinione comune sui ragni è questa:

 

"THIS SPIDER MUST DIE":

 

PRIEST ONE

Good Caiaphas, the council waits for you.

The Pharisees and priests are here for you.

 

CAIAPHAS

Ah gentlemen, you know why we are here.

We've not much time, and quite a problem here

 

MOB (outside)

Hosanna! Spiderstar!

Hosanna! Spiderstar!

Hosanna! Spiderstar!

Hosanna! Spiderstar!

 

ANNAS

Listen to that howling mob of nerd-heads in the street!

A trick or two with funnel webs, and the whole town's on its feet.

 

ALL

It is dangerous!

 

PRIEST TWO

The spider is in town right now to whip up some support.

 

PRIEST THREE

A rabble rousing mission that I think we must abort.

 

ALL

It is dangerous!

 

PRIEST TWO

Look Caiaphas, they're right outside our yard.

 

CAIAPHAS

We need a more permanent solution to our problem.

 

PRIEST THREE

No riots, no army, no fighting, no slogans.

 

CAIAPHAS

One thing I'll say for it, this spider is cool.

 

ANNAS

We dare not leave it to his own devices.

His half-witted slings will get out of control.

 

PRIESTS

But how can we stop it?

His bodylenght increases

By leaps every moment; it's top of the poll.

 

CAIAPHAS

I see bad things arising.

The crowd crown it subadult; which the arachnophobiacs would ban.

I see blood and destruction,

Our elimination because of one spider.

Blood and destruction because of one spider.

 

ALL

Because, because, because of one spider.

 

CAIAPHAS

Our elimination because of one spider.

 

ALL

Because, because, because of one, 'cause of one, 'cause of one spider.

 

PRIEST THREE

What then to do about this Spider-mania?

 

PRIESTS

Where do we start with a spider that is bigger

Than Tegenaria male was when Tegenaria male did the last molt?

 

CAIAPHAS

Fools, you have no perception!

The stake we are gambling are frighteningly high!

We must crush it completely,

So like Tegenaria male before it, this spider must die.

For the sake of the nation, this spider must die.

 

ALL

Must die, must die, this spider must die.

 

CAIAPHAS

So like Tegenaria male before it, this spider must die.

 

ALL

Must die, must die, this spider must, spider must, spider must die!

 

Ecco (stasera non rispondo di me) :D :D

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